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Post 40

Sunday, March 6, 2005 - 2:42am

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All right, all right, katdaddy.

My last post was a bit of a copout. I'm not much of a cartoon watcher. Been a lone wolf too long and don't even watch much TV.

Checked out Family Guy.

Metaphysics:
Stewie: "Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."

Religion:
Peter: "Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?"

Role of woman:
Peter: "Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment."

What could I ever write to top that (even with rhymes)?

Gotta go another way. I'm working on it...

BTW - Now you see why you have to keep away from Pomos.

Michael

(Edited by Michael Stuart Kelly on 3/06, 2:45am)

Post 41

Monday, March 7, 2005 - 1:16pm

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The more I look at my penultimate post, the less I like it.

Foot put in mouth gone south.

Apologies to Marcus, Jennifer and katdaddy. No insult or insinuations intended. Unbelievable bad taste in search of a hapless rhyme and dubious dish washing/keeler tie-in.

Images of catfish and crawdaddies brought out the southern gentleman in me (gentleman being debatable).

Heah is a liddle sumpin fer ya, katdaddy. A high-cue.

Duck floats on rough pond.
Two swan siblings trail behind.
The sun shines and smiles.

Peace.

Michael

Post 42

Monday, March 7, 2005 - 6:54pm

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deep. dude. its deep. so deep i'm drowning. here's another perdy pome for yawl by a very famous poet.

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Post 43

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 - 12:57am

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katdaddy!

Whot discernin sensubilty! e e cummings

Mah compliments on sech a fahn coice. Don't lissen to his recorded declamaishuns, though. Sounds like the po sole has a painfol problem but is quaht bored with it all.

Mah own favorite pome (besides mah own modest endeavahs, if ah may) on the sweet mysterah of life is bah the illustrious Bokonon in Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut:

We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do,
What we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must;
Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do,
Until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.

May I ascend to sech lofty heights sumday!

Michael

Post 44

Thursday, March 10, 2005 - 4:37am

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You are a wonderful poet, I wish you great success and I am happy that I have inspired you. You rock.

We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do,
What we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must;
Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do,
Until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.

I actually like this one. It describes single motherhood quite well.