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Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling... (Read More)

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing happens. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money... (Read More)

The largest condom factory in the states burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground... It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the e... (Read More)

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Not sure how I've never seen this, but it made me laugh a lot - hope you enjoy :) The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex by Jason Roth    1. "Before we continue, there's something I have to ask you. Will you still accept the axiom that existence exists tomorrow?" 2. "I appreciate the thought, but I... (Read More)

Here is a little multiple-choice test about intelligence in American politicians. The rules are simple. I will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, former President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Go... (Read More)

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The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish downtown office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny t... (Read More)

Saw it on Internet and thought it was funny. Not that I am a Republican ... From the mouth of babes. I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were... (Read More)