| | Joy,
Without a doubt, that was a truly repugnant, insipid, and intellectually devoid piece of claptrap. I'd like to take this opportunity to dissect some of your finer points.
Let's start with, "It is the name of a quietly popular television show"
Quietly popular? What does that term mean, anyway? Let's drop the spin. Quietly popular is a euphamism for "dismally rated", because only syncophantic Jossophiles (like yourself) can stand this cliched mess of a program.
And, your inimitable, "Like the firefly, Firefly is a refreshing, delightful and quite unique offering in a vast sea of otherwise dismal television programming and cinema fare."
Well, let's start with, 'Like the firefly'. Are fireflies refreshing, Ranger Rick? What other qualities does the insect have that correlate to television or cinema fare? They both have lights? Is that all it takes to satisfy you, a few flashing lights here or there with only a gram or so of substance?
Moving along, and bear in mind, we have, "and a passionate cast of nine"
A passionate cast. Ok, so we aren't too familiar with the thesaurus function yet, that's alright, sparky. Better luck next time. Also, since we have a cast of nine and a show that ended its run after 11 episodes, I'm sure they're all fully developed, right?
I think my jaw slammed into my keyboard when I came across, "I find myself quoting many of lines to my husband, who can quote back even more lines from each episode that has aired."
Now, I'm not suggesting you're a deceitful imbecile, far from it. I do, indeed, take this statement at face value, with the notation that if I were ever to send someone an email with a Firefly quotation in my email sig to a friend, they'd have me carted away.
What is so refreshing about this show is that unlike other popular science fiction shows, this show is about people.
As opposed to the plethora of television shows out there that aren't about people? Quit watching TeleTubbies; there's a whole dial full of quality programming about people.
"As history has shown again and again, some people just don't like to be bossed around."
You come up with that deduction all by yourself, Sherlock? I stand in awe of your insight into social relations. /golfclap
"demanding a level of consciousness"
Easy on the pseudo-intellectual jargon there, sparky. Someone like me might ask you just what level of consciousness is required. Will a six do? Six of one, half a dozen of the other?
"I won't give away what Reavers are, but they are the stuff on nightmares -- creatures that cannot be reasoned with."
I'm sure the Native Americans were really appreciative of that one; or did you not pick up on the subtle-as-a-tackhammer allegories?
"Nine unique individuals"
As opposed to...nine identical individuals? Quit padding your word count.
"I think the credit for these characters are a blend of excellent concept and writing, and incredibly dedicated actors/actresses who are passionate about their work."
Welcome to several paragraphs ago; and incidentally, that passionate Mk II remark is starting to scare me.
"[Mal] is truly an Individual in the highest sense of the word."
As opposed to what, exactly? An individual in the lowest sense of the word? An identical twin? That is a meaningless phrase.
And last, but certainly not least, "I hope that Joss Whedon will find a home for Firefly as Fox has decided not to continue it."
Decided not to continue it...Sorry, chief, the show was cancelled because the ratings were horrific and FOX was tired of being mocked for pouring money into this sewer. Spin it all you want, but they could have got better ratings with a test pattern, and for a markedly reduced cost.
Sorry, Joy, but your favorite show is dead. Boo hoo. Send my condolences to your husband regarding your email sigs.
Partisan
~It's not just a name, it's a state of mind~
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