| | Hehehehe...I scooted on over to the Autonomist--for the first or second time in my life, I believe--to read for myself what the latest Bubble of Evil was all about. I'm pleased as peach pie to find that I, Dolorous J, am cited as apparently the main adolescent antagonist in Emrich v. SOLO (as if it could ever be a competition), and a prime example of the boorish brutality of the savage Gladiatorial Arena that is SOLOHQ. Apparently, I said "fuck" twice, and Emrich messed himself and went nuts. Oh well. If only every lunatic could have his facade ripped away so easily...(folks, we should have known when the guy refused to un-key his Caps-Lock for sentences at a time...)
But I have to admit, I'm confused as to why my brushing off of Emrich was taken badly by him, when the reasons I did so were painfully clear--especially to Emrich himself, as he states over and over and over again. I suppose if I hadn't said "fuck him and his horse" all that stuff might never had happened. Emrich probably really loved that horse, so I should have been nicer. I'm sorry. It's vewwy vewwy pretty horse, Henwwy.
What really makes me smile--in my own morbid way--is that I haven't thought about any of these people in months, and here one of them is putting me in an article that paints me as some little Shylock, egging on the poor protagonist Emrich into blowing his proverbial smokestack of emotions, while giving Lord Perigo a handjob. (multi-tasking!!)
I can't begin to express the absolute unawareness I have had of H.E. since he's left SOLOHQ, and can barely suppress the mad cackle that's trying to escape my throat at the thought that I've irked someone (even this someone)so badly to the point that they conceive of ways of putting my (I'll admit happily, rather cutting) words into a spindly article that wishes it could evoke a scintilla of a dust-mote of a prayer of readership. In fact, I can't believe I've written this much about the whole blurb-ish episode. Four paragraphs??? I'm breaking a personal record here or something. But it's all worth it if this post makes Emrich cry. Oh, please Jesus, let him cry!
p.s.
Doc Garcia, I had the titles "J-dawg" and "Big Johnson", depending on who was doing the addressing. Don't ask. (And don't tell! Teehee.)
p.s.s. Keep it up, SOLO. You're doing fine.
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