| | Sure... A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The duck says, "Got any duck food?" The bartended replies, "No, we just serve spirits here." The duck nods and leaves.
The next day the duck comes back and goes up to the bartender. The duck says, "Got any duck food?" The bartended replies, "No, we just serve spirits here." The duck nods and leaves.
The next day the duck comes back and goes up to the bartender. The duck says, "Got any duck food?" The bartended replies, "No, we just serve spirits here. How many times do I have to tell you? If you come in again asking me for duck food, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day the duck walks up to the bartender and says, "Got any nails?" The bartended says, "No." "Got any duck food?"
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