Rebirth of Reason

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Monday, November 8, 2004 - 7:15pmSanction this postReply
Okay, *this* is weird. I just received this email to my Ihug email address, presumably from a SOLO visitor (or, worst case, a regular):
John Galt SOLO Fairy Brigade to Fallujah

Recruitment is starting for the John Galt Fairy Brigade's mobilization to Fallujah,
Iraq led by the fearless warrior, Lindsay Puff Daddy Pogo. General Puff Daddy, who
credits his success in the world with taking showers and dropping the soap with both
George W. and George W.H. during summer camp, believes in the democratic process for
Mohammed and Akbar, and wants to do his part. Along with Puff Daddy, will be his aide
d' camp and chief Fag Hag, Barbara Brandage. Barbara will be the majority whip,
shoulder to cry on, and chief advisor to the Fairy Brigade. Along with these brave
warriors will be Joey Testarone and Adam Seed who will be working on their book, Jung
and Gay In Bagdad. Chris Pizzabarra will act as platoon leader while he works on his
book, Homosexuality Amongst The Camel Jockeys. Tibor Machan, the great Objectivist
scholar who has written 10 books and sold 11, will also join the Brigade as chief
advisor, serving to butch up the fairies. Jeannie Ring the transgender amazon will
run the bootcamp for the fairies. So don't hesitate. You don't have to be a fairy to
join Lindsay and the boys. Besides, there is a rumor Jennifer Ravioli will be handing
out her panties to the bravest warriors of all. So if you want to butch up, and walk
tall and strut like George and learn to fight like a real man, here is your chance to
acquire Jennifer's panties and leave fairyhood behind, and be a real man like John
Galt. Remember Arab Camel Jockeys love fairies and are happy to plant themselves in
any friendly port. This is a good chance for fairies to learn another culture
receiving the benefits of Arab hospitality while bending over frontwards to be true
altruists. As an extra added incentive to leave Objectivist fairyhood behind, Matthew
Humphreys and Lindsay Puff Daddy will enter combat, holding hands glad to be palsy-
walsy again while they destroy the Saddamite Sodomists
who never use vaseline, condons, or do they kiss you on the lips. As a registered
fairy I will join you, hoping beyond hope to capture Jennifer's bright red panties.

Yours For Freedom
Nat T. Panty
I'm guessing the email address natpanty@lycos.com is a fake, which is a pity, because I'd dearly love to know what motiviated the troll who wrote this - and to express my displeasure at receiving unsolicited email of this nature.

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Monday, November 8, 2004 - 7:16pmSanction this postReply
Or am I just having a bad sense-of-humour day? I guess my receptiveness to off-beat humour may be somewhat influenced by being up to my eyeballs at work while striving to meet a fast-approaching deadline.

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Monday, November 8, 2004 - 7:44pmSanction this postReply
Yes, I received it too.  I'm sure quite a few of us did.  Someone has a lot of time on his hands.   :)

"...hoping beyond hope to capture Jennifer's bright red panties."

Beyond hope, indeed.

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Monday, November 8, 2004 - 8:22pmSanction this postReply
Jennifer, you're a Capitalist, sell him your panties. Have him name his price. Just joking. :)

Post 4

Monday, November 8, 2004 - 9:13pmSanction this postReply
I got this also...I can only assume I am Joey Testarone...you godda problem wit dat? Meet me in South Philly and we'll "talk" about it...
Jung and Gay in Bhagdad...more like Shagdad! Shag me daddy! No self respecting fag would be caught dead in those muslim robes, though; they hide all the good parts.

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Monday, November 8, 2004 - 9:31pmSanction this postReply
Dat's okay Joey...you, me an' Pizzabarra can take on 'dis punk. 

Wayne, that is a capital idea.  I could use some extra Christmas shopping money.  ;)  Heh.

Jennifer "Vinnyboombatz" Ravioli

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Monday, November 8, 2004 - 10:46pmSanction this postReply

You!!  Yes, you!  Stop standing on my corner!!  Now!!!


If Alex the Ambidextrous could do as the Persians do when in Persepolis, surely Joe Testarone can do the same in Baghdad.


Jeannine "Thais" Ring (*Alex*... that was nice, but (whine)
                                          where's my shopping stipend?!?)

P,S,  "Amazon"?  Dear Goddess, do I look Dianic?

Sorry, Anatolia's a close guess but no token for you.

(Edited by Jeanine Ring on 11/09, 2:18am)

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Monday, November 8, 2004 - 11:28pmSanction this postReply
Hey, how come I didn't get an invitation to the party?


Post 8

Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 1:25amSanction this postReply
Sorry guys - I should have let you know. Mr Lycra Panty is our new Event Coordinator. He's organising SOLOC 4. I told him anywhere but Fallujah, but, well ... you know how it is. You just can't get decent help these days. (Well, there's Jennifer, but she left me for Bill Perry.)

Andrew, Toots ... *of course* you're invited.

Puff Daddy

(I haven't a clue who did this, actually.)

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 5:19amSanction this postReply
I got to the line about Jennifers panties and couldnt read anymore...

Post 10

Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 7:03amSanction this postReply
You guys crack me up! Way to go!

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 4:49pmSanction this postReply
Joe Maurone wrote: No self respecting fag would be caught dead in those muslim (sic) robes, though; they hide all the good parts.

You would be surprised how many Arabs are homosexual, or at least "engage in homosexual conduct" (if I remember the wording of the intelligence briefing correctly).  In Iraq and Afghanistan (of all places), it appeared "homosexual conduct" was more tolerated than it is in many parts of the United States.  I should qualify this by saying that it is "homosexual conduct" vice "homosexuality" per se, because I suspect that this "conduct" was not of a romantic nature and perhaps not even of a sexual nature.  For example, it was common for men to kiss, hug, and hold hands in what appeared to many to be an affectionate manner.  I do not know for a fact if it translated to a sexual intercourse later on, but I heard that pre-marital or extra-marital homosexual sex between men (though not women) was more normal or at least more tolerated there than here in the US.

I hope someone who grew up in an Arab culture could enlighten me.  When I was there, I hesitated to ask the Arab translators because they did the same thing, and I was not sure if it was taboo to discuss.  In a land where offending someone could lead to honor killings (or beheading), I rather not do that.

(Edited by Byron Garcia on 11/09, 4:50pm)

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 6:39pmSanction this postReply
Byron, I can only offer rudimentary, explanatory speculation. 

(To Everyone)  Please keep in mind that I am speculating about certain moral actors in a certain place and time.  In other words, I don't mean to generalize beyond these parameters - with the following reasoning below.  So please don't put words in my mouth (by making the generalization anyway) just to twist my words into meaning something more than was intended - in order to serve a moral agenda regarding sexual preferences.

1-males need sex

2-females in bass-ackward countries are "tainted" if they've ever had sex

3-but males still need sex

4-females in these "retro-" countries run from males (or their fathers kill all males seeking sex with their daughters)

5-but really, males still need sex - do I have to appeal to evidence re: serum testosterone levels & libido?

6-sex drives don't go away easily, not as easily as inhibitions regarding homosexuality

I picture the process above as something that may explain perhaps 2 thirds of the homosexual behavior in this region (leaving the other third open for explanation via other theories).

Any comments on these comments?

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 7:20pmSanction this postReply

I have sent you a Private Mail.


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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 8:26pmSanction this postReply
For those interested, here is T.E. Lawrence's take on this phenomenon - of course, it may reflect the biases of the time.

"The public women of the rare settlements we encountered in our months of wandering would have been nothing to our numbers, even had their raddled meat been palatable to a man of healthy parts. In horror of such sordid commerce our youths began indifferently to slake one another's few needs in their own clean bodies—a cold convenience that, by comparison, seemed sexless and even pure. Later, some began to justify this sterile process, and swore that friends quivering together in the yielding sand with intimate hot limbs in supreme embrace, found there hidden in the darkness a sensual co-efficient of the mental passion which was welding our souls and spirits in one flaming effort. Several, thirsting to punish appetites they could not wholly prevent, took a savage pride in degrading the body, and offered themself fiercely in any habit which promised physical pain or filth"

From Seven Pillars Of Wisdom .

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 8:53pmSanction this postReply
Mr. Howison!   you are after my own heart!

~~~~~~~~~~*! <ten minute smooch>


Jeanie Ring   ))(*)((   - as my profile says: "camp follower"

"an army of lovers can never be beaten"

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 8:54pmSanction this postReply
I still ain't wearing the robes. So nyah.

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 10:27pmSanction this postReply
Linz, don't be so bloody high-maintenance.  I did not *leave* you for Bill Perry.  I merely put out a small bonfire for him.  :)

Fear not, SOLOC4 shall move onward and upward.  There will be red panties in every goodie bag, a roast on every table, and music and merriment for all.  (Note that I did not specify *whose* panties would be in the bags...)  :P

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Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 12:26amSanction this postReply
Jennifer: "I did not *leave* you for Bill Perry.  I merely put out a small bonfire for him.  :)"

But you keep doing that for *all* the boys. They & their "small" bonfires! How can you be bothered with such whipper-snappers? I insist on feeling spurned. Do *not* deny me my tantrums.

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Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 12:40amSanction this postReply
Oh, fine.  Be the girl.

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