You ‘cut’ the joke from my quote!
You have to include: “I’m not sure that’s worth a whole inch!””
Get it? The implication is that I have a three-inch penis.
My brother and I once approached our dad’s father: “We’re not happy with our size, and blame you.” He said, “Boys. If anyone ever teases you about it, remind them that we Letendres may have small penises, but we also have pile-driving hips.”