| | Sam, Barbara,
That reminds me of one of my mother's favorite jokes.
Guess My Age
Willa and Frank were sitting at a card table in the rec room of the nursing home trying to remember why they were there.
Suddenly Frank says to Willa, "Bet you can't guess how old I am."
Willa says, "Sure I can. Just stand up, if you can, drop you draws, bend over, and I'll tell you exactly how old you are."
Frank stood a little shakily, and after fumbling with his belt and zipper managed to drop his draws and with a struggle bent over.
"Well?" he groaned.
"Your 89," Willa said firmly.
Frank stood abruptly, pulled up his pants and looked at Willa with amazement. "How did you know that."
Willa smiled wryly, "You told me yesterday."
Regi
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