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Sunday, September 4, 2005 - 6:21amSanction this postReply
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"The anus is an exit, not an entrance."  --Morton Downey, Jr.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005 - 8:48amSanction this postReply
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Tell that to the IRS and the public schools. My arse is still sore from high school, and getting reamed by Uncle Sam every April doesn't help matters.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005 - 11:19amSanction this postReply
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Luke, breasts are for babies.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005 - 5:31pmSanction this postReply
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Jon -- hahahahahaha!  Good comeback!  Of course, I meant my remark as a tongue-in-cheek complement to the cartoon in question.  Certainly I support the idea of using our bodies in novel ways to make our lives more enjoyable.  As for Mr. Downey, if you ever saw his show in the late 1980s, you would know why I do not take him very seriously.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005 - 5:34pmSanction this postReply
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That's cool so this time we all got to live.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005 - 6:52pmSanction this postReply
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This comes in poor form, sorry, I can’t seem to recall the right set-up.

Basic idea is, some sperm cells were preparing to race out of their nut, last in line, but they held back because they heard a distant echo coming through the vas deferens…

“Stay! Stay! It’s a blow-job!”
(Edited by Jon Letendre
on 9/04, 7:10pm)


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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 - 5:49amSanction this postReply
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That reminds me of a line from a Woody Allen flick, ...

"But what if he's masturbating?  I could end up hanging from the ceiling!"


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