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Husband asks wife: "Have you ever been unfaithful to me in all these decades we've been together?"
"Well, I suppose I can tell you after this long. Remember the time your business was about to fail, and we were going to lose the house, and the bank decided to give you a line of credit after all?"
"But I can forgive that; your intentions were good."
"And remember the time our daughter needed heart surgery and we didn't have the money, and the surgeon decided to give us a discount."
"But I can forgive that; your intentions were good."
"And remember the time you were running for president of our synagogue and you were 27 votes behind?"
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