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Mathematicians discover largest number
Mathematicians discover largest number

PALO ALTO, CA - An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value "by a totally mindblowing shitload." Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a "stimulus," could lead to breakthroughs in fields as diverse as astr... (Read More)

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Sam Erica

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Friday, February 13, 2009 - 8:35amSanction this postReply
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I've discovered an even larger number ..the reciprocal of the combined understandings of Obama, Pelosi and Reid of the implications of the stimulus bill.

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Friday, February 13, 2009 - 8:43amSanction this postReply
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Good one, Sam. I bet this number you discovered is also irrational, transcendental, and pi :-) in the sky.

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The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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LOL.

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Friday, February 13, 2009 - 12:21pmSanction this postReply
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Follow-up on Sam's post 2:
http://www.zazzle.com/government_symbol_shirt-235797205255209744


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