| | It doesn't require being a former Amiga owner to notice just how utterly awful Windoze in fact is, although it helps.
I notice that, finally, Windoze has something vaguely similar to the Amiga's "Assign" command in W7.
This was one of the most useful system functions ever. Even today, when I move stuff around on my XP Professional system at work, I'm constantly having to relink hundreds of graphics in an InDesign document, as just one example. And each of my major pieces of software has a different idea of the history attribute of files. One program wants to invariably go back to the last directory used for everything. Another separates new files from old files, Save As from Save, so that you have to double check every time you save a file, lest you lose track of it altogether and then have to us the XP search, which fails about 50% of the time, requiring a cold reboot. I could go on for hours about silly, inane, utterly mind-bogglingly STOOPID and criminally irresponsible behaviors of every Windoze OS that I've used so far.
On the Amiga, if you had fonts or graphics or whatever scattered around on a CD, a floppy, an external HD, whatever, you could - ON THE FLY WITHOUT REBOOTING - simply "Assign," as in "Assign add df0:fonts fonts:." Then, every program running would see Fonts: as a logical device, indestinguishable from a HD partition or a floppy, and now including the new directory on the df0: floppy. Problem solved.
This was SO handy. It made me sick in 1991, when I started using a Windose 3.1 system to see all the natural shortcuts that weren't there, how you couldn't just grab a block of text from a folder display of filenames - even today! How you couldn't instantly create an alias to automatize simple tasks. How you couldn't create macro programs using REXX. How you couldn't, for example, write simple database programs in the CLI itself. How you couldn't format a floppy without the whole system coming to a virtual standstill. Yuck!
MicroSoft was simply copying their mentor, IBM. IBM was notorious for vaporware and stuff that never quite worked right for the first few decades of their existence. They would simply LIE about new features allegedly coming in their newest minicomputer, and people would fall for it over and over. IBM's actual, for real, sales slogan was "Nobody was ever fired for buying IBM."
MicroSloth simply adopted IBM's predatory tactics and convinced the ignorant general public that every computer other than the PC, and every OS other than MS/DOS or Windoze was doomed. Why? Because everyone else was also convinced, and no matter how much better the other platforms and software was, if it was going to die and be orphaned, with little or expensive support, etc.
This was perhaps the first case of negative viral marketing, in which MS barely even bothered to address the issue of actual performance or quality, but rather snowballed the impression that they were unstoppable into reality. Ok, I take that back. MS was never intelligent enough to have innovated anything like that. Jack Tramiel did it first - VIC20 vs. TI99 - and second - C64 vs. Atari 800 and almost third - Atari ST vs. Amiga. In each case he deliberately used scare tactics and false advertising to damage the reputation of far superior products.
My guess is that MicroSoft simply copied from the behavior of IBM, and Tramiel. The result was that it didn't matter that I could do 3D rendered hi-resolution animation on my Amiga in 1989, which cost less than half the price of a PC, or that I could run two dozen programs simultaneously without appreciable slowdown, or that the Amiga was simply a joy to use, powered by thousands of fanatically loyal programmers. So long as the majority of the ignorant market was convinced that the bad guys were going to win, that prejudice was doomed to become reality.
We would be fifteen years past where we are today in computing, meaning equivalent gains in computationally intensive jobs such as protein folding, and ten thousand other problems, meaning 20 years closer to solutions to problems such as cancer, AIDS, or aging in general, had it not been for MicroSoft. I could today set up a 1993 40Mhz Amiga 4000 to look and feel like a 2010 3GHz PC, and carry it off for quite a while. That's just SAD!
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