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Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 5:21pmSanction this postReply
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Obama, who art in D.C.
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy Acorn come
Thy will be done, in America as it is in Venezuela
Give us this day our daily speech
And forgive us our whiteness, as we forgive those that murder our citizens
And lead us not into capitalism
But deliver us from freedom
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 7:10pmSanction this postReply
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This is a real gem.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 7:37pmSanction this postReply
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There is some justification for the comparison.

What took six days followed by a day of rest, would take him what?—maybe two days and a few smoke breaks?

Gotta love how the school district won’t admit that it happened at their school, but they assure they are already busy looking into prosecuting whoever released the video of what they describe as a “private” function.


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Friday, September 25, 2009 - 3:50pmSanction this postReply
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Ted:

My memory fails me ... at some time in the past did I bring to your attention:
Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames  (Mother Goose Rhymes)?
 
Un petit d'un petit S'etonne au Halles
Un petit d'un petit Ah! Degres te fallent
(i.e.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumty had great fall)

For anyone who has a smattering of the pronunciation of French words, it's hilarious.)

Sam


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Friday, September 25, 2009 - 4:48pmSanction this postReply
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In the same vein:

Hour fervor whore tin haven
Hell ode pea die Nam
Thigh kink tome comb
Thigh whelp bead ton on nerf a sit is uneven
Give fuss sis day hour dally bred
An fork if fuss hour tress passes ass weave or give dose who tress pass a gains toss
An lead a snot ant to temp ate eon
Putt tea liver oust from weevil
For thighness toking tome, ant deep hour, and deep glow ray, four raver an day fur.
Aye, men.
   


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Friday, September 25, 2009 - 5:12pmSanction this postReply
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No, you hadn't.

Le Jaseroque

Il brilgue: les tôves lubricilleux
Se gyrent en vrillant dans le guave,
Enmîmés sont les gougebosqueux,
Et le mômerade horsgrave.

Garde-toi du Jaseroque, mon fils!
La gueule qui mord; la griffe qui prend!
Garde-toi de l'oiseau Jube, évite
Le frumieux Band-à-prend.

Son glaive vorpal en mail il va-
T-à la recherche du fauve manscant;
Puis arriveé à l'arbre Té-Té,
Il y reste, réfléchissant.

Pendant qu'il pense, tout uffusé
Le Jaseroque, à l'oeil flambant,
Vient siblant par le bois tullegeais,
Et burbule en venant.

Un deux, un deux, par le milieu,
Le glaive vorpal fait pat-à-pan!
La bête défaite, avec sa tête,
Il rentre gallomphant.

As-tu tué le Jaseroque?
Viens à mon coeur, fils rayonnais!
O jour frabbejeais! Calleau! Callai!
Il cortule dans sa joie.

Il brilgue: les tôves lubricilleux
Se gyrent en vrillant dans le guave,
Enmîmés sont les gougebosqueux,
Et le mômerade horsgrave.

(Edited by Ted Keer on 9/25, 5:15pm)


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