| | Yogi Berra said seemingly stupid stuff that sometimes was profoundly Zen-like:
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."
Biden mainly just says moronic stuff.
|
|
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
