Appropriate names for new cars out of Detroit
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Here's a list of car "makes" (with added models) that are either made in Detroit or owned by the big 3 Detroit car makers. It should be a condition of the bailout that these be the first cars produced with taxpayer money. Other ideas are welcome.
Buick Bailout
Cadillac Collectivist
Chevy Moocher
Chrysler Schmooze
Dodge Responsibility
Ford Free Ride
GMC Beggar
Jeep Skate
Lincoln Dispensation
Mercury Looter
Oldsmobile Debtless
Plymouth Handout
Pontiac Payoff
Saab Story
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