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Worm Trick

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Worm TrickSome grandparents were babysitting their four-year-old grandson for the weekend. The kid was making the old man crazy, draining his energy. “I have to think of something to keep this boy occupied with a project for a little while!”

A light rain fell and some worms were out. “Say, I bet you can’t get a worm back into a hole. Five dollars if you can do it!”

The boy tried and tried, but nothing worked. He picked up a worm and went inside. He covered the worm with several coats of hairspray. Back outside, the boy was able to push the worm into the ground like it was a nail.

“You did it! Here’s your five dollars.”

In the morning Grandma presented the boy with a scrumptious spread of breakfast and there was a five-dollar bill on the tray. “Grammy, what’s this?” “For the worm trick.” “Grampy already paid me for that.” “I know he did. This is from me.”




Added by Jon Letendre
on 8/27, 8:17pm

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