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Moishe vs. the Soviet Union

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Moishe vs. the Soviet UnionMoishe is being indoctrinated by the Soviet Russian Government:
 
Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"
No reply.
Government official asks the question again. And still no reply. Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"
Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."

Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/03, 5:11am

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