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 #1A woman goes to the doctor and she tells him that she has an itchy crotch. Without examining her the doctor says that she probably has the crabs. She says, "But doctor, I'm an 80 year old virgin. It's impossible that I have the crabs." "Nevertheless, it's probably crabs" She's so angry that she stomps out of his office and goes to another doctor who also tells her that she probably has the crabs even after telling him that she's an 80 year old virgin. She again stomps out of the office and goes to a third doctor. She says, "Doctor, don't tell me that I have crabs, because I'm an 80 year old virgin." "O.K.then" he says, "Let's just take a look." "Aha", he says, "I see what the problem is — this cherry's so old it's got fruit flies." #2 A woman is shopping at the supermarket and when she's at the check out there's this really, really hot bag boy. So when the groceries are bagged and the boy asks if he can help her carry her groceries to her car she readily accepts. As they get near her car she whispers very provocatively in his ear, "You know, I've got an itchy pussy." Whereupon he says, "Well, ma'am, you'll have to point it out to me because all these Japanese cars look the same to me." | ||||
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