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 One day THE Seven Dwarfs were granted an audience with the Pope, when they were on holiday in Rome.At the meeting Doc took the Holy Father aside and said, "Your Holiness, can I ask you a question?". "Of course my son" replied the pope. "Well, father.." he began, as the other six dwarfs gathered closer,"can you tell me...do you have any dwarf nuns in Rome?". "No my son, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome" came the papal reply. Five of the other dwarfs began tittering amongst themselves. "Well Father, do you have any dwarf nuns in Europe?" Doc asked. "No my son we have no dwarf nuns in Europe" replied the pope. The five tittering dwarfs began laughing out loud, exchanging looks and nudging one another. "Then tell me father.." continued Doc "do you have any dwarf nuns in the whole world?". "No my son, we have no dwarf nuns in the whole world" he replied, at which, as one - six dwarfs fell about in hysterical laughter, tears rolling down tiny cheeks. "Why do you ask?" queried the puzzled Pontiff. Amongst the laughing six dwarfs chorused "Dopey shagged a Penguin, Dopey shagged a Penguin... | ||||
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