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Finding Inner Peace

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Finding Inner PeaceAs we start the fall season here in the so-called "Sunshine State" of Florida, we residents could use a little calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have found inner peace after all the hurricanes.

The article stated:
The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
I looked around the house to see all the things I started and had not yet finished.  Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, the Prozac, some valium, what was left of some real old single malt Scotch, leftover cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel now!

Please share this with all you know who need inner peace.

Added by Luther Setzer
on 10/18/2004, 6:11am

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