 True story: In the clinical part of their education, second-year medical students learn to give the male equivalent of a pelvic exam, the whole check your prostate and hernias thing. Apparently this sort of exam finishes on the shaft of the penis. A young woman who was the last in her group, and the last person of the day, to learn it also believes strongly in salutations - pleases, thank yous, hellos, goodbyes, etc. etc. Like, she practices her look of earnestness in the mirror at home, and the strength of her handshake on friends. She finished her exam on the volunteer guy, who had been there all day and, thinking this man ought to be thanked for volunteering his time (to the tune of $50 bucks an hour...) without even thinking she reaches out for a thankyou-goodbye handshake, grabs his penis, and shakes it - a quick little up-down with a gentle squeeze. She even looked at the penis, not the guys face. Talk about a brain fart. And she's really blonde, with kind of a pink undertone to her face, and let me tell you, even on this umpteenth telling of the story, she was a solid pomegranate red by the time she was done.
Be careful out there.... lol
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