Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies:

"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin: "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims.  "How rude!  You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term for a year!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."