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 I have already received this twice from an anonymous coward with a bogus return address of anonymous@anonymous.net. If someone can nail the actual sender, many "real atheists" would have much gratitude. I only post it here in the Jokes section because it shows to what pathetic levels some religionists will sink. No, I did not waste time or energy reciting the prayers. --Luke SetzerSubject: Want to PROVE that You are a Real ATHEIST? Take this test! Want to prove that you are a real atheist? If you are a real a real atheist, say this prayer out loud three times right now: If there is no God, then these prayers will have no effect on you, but if there is a God, they will. Remember, you have to say these out loud 3x each, in a row. I bet you you will change once you says these prayers. Say them by yourself, you don't have to do it in front of anyone. If you are reading this when there is someone around, you can close it and print it out and say it then. Say this WHOLE thing out loud 3x: HOLY SPIRIT, IF YOU EXIST, I RECEIVE YOU. PLEASE COME INTO MY HEART AND GUIDE ME. OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME. THY KINGDOM COME. THY WILL BE DONE, AS IN HEAVEN SO ON EARTH. GIVE US DAY BY DAY OUR DAILY BREAD. AND FORGIVE US OUR SINS; FOR WE ALSO FORGIVE EVERY ONE THAT IS INDEBTED TO US. AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION; BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL. FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE POWER AND THE GLORY FOREVER. IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, AMEN Then say this out loud 3x: SPEAK OUT LOUD SATAN, IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COMMAND YOU TO LEAVE MY MIND, BODY, LIFE, AND SOUL TODAY IN THE NAME OF JESUS! YOU HAVE NO DOMINION OVER MY LIFE! I SUBMIT MY BODY, LIFE, AND SOUL TO GOD, IN THE NAME OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS AGAINST YOU SATAN! I APPLY THE BLOOD OF JESUS OVER MY LIFE! I APPLY THE BLOOD OF JESUS OVER WHERE I LIVE AT! I APPLY THE BLOOD OF JESUS OVER MY FAMILY! I DO IT ALL IN THE NAME OF JESUS THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS AGAINST YOU SATAN! IN JESUS' NAME I CALL IT DONE! AMEN AND AMEN! IN JESUS CHRIST'S HOLY NAME I PRAY, AMEN! DO NOT DELETE THIS EMAIL UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE THIS. AFTER YOU HAVE CHANGED, PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FELLOW NON-BELIEVERS IN CHRIST. ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU WANT TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE A REAL ATHEIST, FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. If you have the nerve to believe that there is no GOD, then you should have the NERVE to prove it! By chickening out and not doing this test, you. This email was not sent to you to annoy you, but to help. YOUR FRIEND, ANONYMOUS | ||||
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