 Female Poem
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong;
one who loves to listen long;
one who thinks before he speaks;
one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed;
when I spend his cash, be not annoyed;
pulls out my chair, and opens my door;
massages my back, and begs to do more.
Oh! for man who makes love to my mind
and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me no end
and always be my very best friend.
Male Poem
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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