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Kissing the Ass of Hank

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Kissing the Ass of HankThis video satirizes traveling salesmen of Jehovah and their various arguments about the nature of that alleged deity.  In this parody, the "men in black" invite you to kiss the ass of Hank, who will give you a million dollars once you leave town but who will kick your ass if you fail to kiss his.  No one has verified that any of the many kissers of Hank's ass either got the million dollars once they left town or got their asses kicked for not kissing his.  Hank had no stationery, so all of the commandments of Hank actually got documented under the letterhead of Karl.

View the whole story at

http://www.starcantdead.com/sketches/kissinghanksass.html

and prepare for some belly laughs!

For those who want the script, visit

http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv

Be sure to download and print a few copies of the brochure to hand to your local evangelical religionists!

Added by Luke Setzer
on 12/19/2004, 3:00pm

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