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Bob Jones Institute Orders Objectivist Site To "Cease and Desist"!

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Bob Jones Institute Orders Objectivist Site To "Cease and Desist"!Fellow Objectivists,

I could tell neither whether this message arrived in earnest or in humor, nor whether it took aim at my personal page or the SOLO Florida page.  I share it here for your amusement.
 From: "Mike Kelley" <oliander@hypertech.net>
To: LutherSetzer@yahoo.com
Subject: CEASE AND DESIST
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 08:49:19 -0600

Greetings From the Dr. Bob Jones Institute Think Tank    www.docbojo.com
 
As national director of BJI, it is my duty to inform you and/or your organization that a detailed analysis of your positions regarding the Bible, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and in particular your political positions are not compatible with our own. The Dr. Bob Jones Institute stands for strict morality and a totally Christian Theocratic federal government. These of course are the wishes of Jesus.
 
Since you or your organization have been tried and found wanting, we must insist that you disband your website immediately and no longer espouse the none sense we have found there. Since the election of George W. Bush as our 43rd and BORN AGAIN president, and since as you know Mr. Bush did speak at the Bob Jones University and is close friends with Dr. Bob Jones III, BJI hopes you will agree it would be wise for you to obey God's will and to do so promptly.
 
Sincerely,
 
Michael C. Kelley
Operations Manager for the Dr. Bob Jones Institute
Arkansas

Added by Luther Setzer
on 1/12, 9:06am

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