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 Bob the atheist dies on the operating table, and to his surprise he's rocketed through a tunnel of light. He reaches the end of the light and sees three signs: One is pointing up, and it says "Heaven." One is pointing down and it says "Hell." And the third is pointing to the right, and it says "Bob's House." Naturally, he chooses the third. At the end of a long walk, he sees a beautiful mansion, surrounded by greenery. He walks to the door and knocks. A man answers the door and says, "Hello, Bob. Welcome to your home." Bob is flabbergasted. The stranger leads him on a tour, pointing out the sauna, the tennis courts, the indoor pool. Finally, the stranger says, "Well, let's go out back and I'll show you your 18-hole golf course." Bob and the stranger walk out back. The stranger says, "Say, Bob, care to play a round?" Bob says, "Why yes, I'd love to!" They play through the 18th hole, when Bob notices a huge wall of fire just behind the 18th green. Behind the wall of fire there is crying, screaming and wailing, and he can make out the silhouttes of vicious demons ripping the hearts out of people and devouring them, cutting open their stomachs and spilling their innards. Bob gets worried. He turns to the stranger and says, "Oh my gosh, what do you have in store for me?" The stranger looks and Bob and says, "Eh, don't worry about those people. Those are just Christians. They insist on it." | ||||
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