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Amish HospitalityAn Amish farmer walking through his cow pasture notices a man drinking from his pond with his right hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht! Die Kuhen haben dahin gescheissen!'

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'

The Amish man says: 'Use both hands, you'll get more.'

(This Joke was forwarded to me by a friend, I have modified it very slightly in form but not substance.)

Ted Keer
Added by Ted Keer
on 11/25, 10:48pm

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