 What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
The Sicilian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
The Scotsman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The North Korean eats the fly.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the Scotsman, the fly to the North Korean, drinks tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Sicilian, the Scotsman, the North Korean, and the German are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.
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