Rebirth of Reason

Winter passed and summer started

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Winter passed and summer startedI was reading the comments regarding the HealthCare Bill. One of them reminded me an old Soviet joke. It was rhymed in Russian, excuse my poor translation:

Winter passed and summer started,
And sun is shining as usual.
I want to thank for it the Communist Party
And personally comrade Leonid Brezhnev!!!!

(unending ovation)

Here is the comment (I especially liked the Grand Canyon, if not for Federal Government - who knows if we ever ... ):

If you are against the health care pass and fear a socialized America. There is something you can do! In protest, I hereby pledge to abstain from the following socialized programs:
•Social Security
.State Children’s Health Insurance Programs
•Police, Fire, and Emergency Services •US Postal Service •Roads and Highways... See More
•Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
•The US Railway System •Public Subways and Metro Systems
•Public Bus and Lightrail Systems •Rest Areas on Highways
•All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
•Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
•Public and State Universities and Colleges •Public Primary and Secondary Schools •Sesame Street
•Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
•Public Museums
•Public Parks and Beaches •State and National Parks
•Public Zoos
•Unemployment Insurance
•Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
•Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
•Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
•Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
•Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
•Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
•Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government SubsidiesIf a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical careI will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C
.I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to: •Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
•The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
•The government-operated Statue of Liberty
•The Grand Canyon
•The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
•The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
•All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC Thank you for your support.

Added by Maria Feht
on 3/24, 5:20am

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