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Two Statues

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Two StatuesThere were two naked Greek statues that had been facing each other across a courtyard for a thousand years when a muse came by and said, "I'll bring you to life for thirty minutes so you can both do what you most want to do."

So 10 minutes later there was rustling behind some bushes and the male statue came out and said, " Ok, let's do that again only this time you hold down that damn pigeon and I'll shit on it!"

Added by James Heaps-Nelson
on 6/18, 6:33am

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