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Is it a Joke? Satire or Prophecy?

Is it a Joke? Satire or Prophecy?
Sen. Kennedy Slams Unnamed Supreme Court Nominee

(2005-07-02) -- Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-MA, today criticized President
George Bush's as-yet-unnamed replacement for retiring Supreme Court
Justice Sandra Day O'Connor as a "brutal, Bible-thumping, right-wing
ideologue who hates minorities, women and cocker spaniels."

"He or she is clearly outside the mainstream of American values," said
Sen. Kennedy. "President Bush has again ignored the Senate's 'advice
and consent' role, forcing Democrats to filibuster this outrageous
nominee."

The Massachusetts Senator said his aides have already discovered "reams
of memos" showing that the man or woman Mr. Bush will appoint has "a
history of abusing subordinates, dodging military service, hiring
undocumented workers, spanking his or her children and rolling back the
clock on human rights to the days when the Pharaohs ruled Egypt with an
iron fist."

The Senator's office issued a news release to the media documenting the
allegations against the potential high court judge, with a convenient
blank line allowing reporters to fill in the nominee's name as soon as
that information is leaked.
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Written by a friend of Barbara

Added by Barbara Branden
on 7/06, 10:01pm

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