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Written and sent to me by Robert Hessen
Posted by Barbara Branden on 10/09/2004, 4:57pm

In an exclusive interview with Dan Rather, scheduled
to be shown this Sunday on "60 Minutes," Senator John
Edwards will discuss his career plans if he and Senator
John Kerry are not victorious on November 2.

"I shall," Edwards tells Rather,"return to the practice
of law, and I have chosen a high-profile case. I will
represent His Excellency Saddam Hussein, the deposed
president of Iraq, who now sits imprisoned after being
illegally deposed, according to Kofi Annan, secretary-
general of the United Nations. If the American
attack on Iraq was illegal, and if we now know that
Saddam Hussein did not possess a stockpile of WMD
(weapons of mass destruction), then it follows logically
that he should be restored to the presidency of Iraq.

"The point is almost self-evident," Edwards avers, "but
let me clinch it with an analogy: Say, for example, that
a homeowner is accused of harboring an arsenal of
dangerous weapons, and the Police raid his home and
incarcerate him. Then, it turns out, no such weapons
cache is found, though evidence is found that the man
was torturing teenagers, obviously without their consent.
Nonetheless, this discovery of a crime is the Fruit of
the Poisonous Tree, and should be excluded from consid-
eration. Likewise, the fact that Saddam Hussein allegedly
murdered 350,000 of his political opponents, tolerated
the rape of thousands of daughters by his henchmen in
front of their fathers, used gas against the Kurds, and
destroyed the habitat of the Marsh Arabs -- all this is,
by law, excludable, because the proof -- not merely the
rumors or allegations -- could not have been obtained
without the illegal and unjustified invasion of Iraq. Con-
sequently, just as the homeowner, wrongly accused of
possessing a weapons stash, should be released and
returned to his home, so too Saddam Hussein should --
and must -- be returned to power, and with God's help,
I shall bring this to fruition. I have not even mentioned,
Dan, that his so-called "wrongs" against his own people
are really only an internal family squabble, and that the
sovereignty of Iraq and its ruler surely trumps any other
consideration. Otherwise, we embark on a slippery slope.
If Iraq's sovereignty can be breeched, just because we
do not like how its duly elected President conducts its
domestic affairs, then no one's rights are safe anywhere.

"I am so confident of victory in this case, Dan, that I shall be working on a Contingency Fee arrangement, receiving
Kuwait as my compensation, as soon as Hussein's reconstituted Army is able to renew its seizure of Iraq's so-called "19th Province." And I am pleased to tell your viewers that John Kerry has agreed to serve as my co-counsel, taking a leave without pay from his arduous labors as a U.S. Senator."

Dan Rather concluded the interview, talking directly to the
camera: "I have not personally be able to authenticate that
the person I have just interviewed is actually Senator John
Edwards, the Democratic nominee for Vice-President, but I
am satisfied that he has no doubts about his own identity,
so that will have to suffice for now. Thank you, and Good
Evening."


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