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"Why are these Daily Linz posts numbered?" Posted by Ross Elliot on 10/12, 4:26pm | ||
Jody asked: "Why are these Daily Linz posts numbered?" I really couldn't give a damn why Lindsay numbers his Daily Metamucils, however, this seems like an excellent opportunity to try a little Letterman-esque Top Ten reasons list :-) 1. Lindsay on mission to prove that concept of infinity only applies to number sequences. 2. Numbers 1, 2 & 3 seemed like a good idea at the time but now it's become just another nasty habit. 3. Secretly superstitious Lindsay wondering if anyone will notice when Daily Linz 13 fails to appear. 4. Drooling Beast and Puffing Beast were only half the story - the real danger is Drooling & Puffing Numerist. 5. Number refers to total glasses of wine Lindsay drinks while writing each article. 6. Daily Linz numbers actually a good way to run a very predictable game of Objectivist Bingo. 7. Numbers will stop at 20 due to Lindsay's reliance on fingers & toes during math lessons. 8. Daily Linz 69 will only contain Lindsay's phone number & the best time to call. 9. Keeps level of anticipation high - everyone beginning to speculate over subject of Daily Linz 2,376,982. 10. Daily Linz just masquerading as bible prophecy - The Da Linz-ci Code. Ross | ||
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