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Post 40

Friday, June 10, 2005 - 7:12pmSanction this postReply
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Ross,

That's quite a teaser, despite my more feline orientation. But hell, I'll bite...

Ahem... so... what's the story?

Michael

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Post 41

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:14amSanction this postReply
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Damn that mutt for bringing back this awful thread.... though I am curious about the story as well. 

Anyway,  back to the all important subject of sex.  If anyone has not been in the kitchen recently....git! 
Things are really heating up in there and the boys are making some lemongrass martinis and serving them up with style. 



Post 42

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:44amSanction this postReply
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(Psst...you forgot to mention the loincloths...)

And Ross, that picture...scares me.

(Edited by Jennifer Iannolo on 6/11, 8:45am)


Post 43

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:50amSanction this postReply
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speaking of loincloths...anyone seen mine laying around?

Post 44

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:55amSanction this postReply
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John, I think you might have left it by the pool.  Just a guess.

Post 45

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 9:10amSanction this postReply
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Thanks Jennifer. I should've known there was not a game called...wait this isn't the homo thread is it?

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Post 46

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 11:21amSanction this postReply
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Loincloths are optional, especially during naked Twister.

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Post 47

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:03pmSanction this postReply
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*runs away with hands covering ears*

Must... preserve... innocence.

Post 48

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:05pmSanction this postReply
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Good luck with that.  ;)

Post 49

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:23pmSanction this postReply
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Sarah you lost that a couple atlas points ago...

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Post 50

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:31pmSanction this postReply
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Give her time, folks. These things only hurt the first time.

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When it goes to here (-----), you are like this:

:-(

When it goes on to here (-----------------------), you get like this:

:-)

(Edited by Michael Stuart Kelly on 6/11, 1:36pm)


Post 51

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:56pmSanction this postReply
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Sarah should be reprimanded for covering the wrong body part.
:-)

Post 52

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 5:38pmSanction this postReply
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MSK:

I don't get it.

num:

I have more of an idea than with Michael's post, but I still don't get it.

Sarah

Post 53

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 6:16pmSanction this postReply
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Sarah:

LOLOLOLOL...

Don't worry about it. You'll understand when you get older.

Ah! Happy years! Once more who would not be a boy!
     Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron), Childe Harold
     (canto II, st. 23)

//;-)

Michael


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Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 7:23pmSanction this postReply
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MSK:

"That's quite a teaser, despite my more feline orientation. "

Don't get me wrong, Michael, I like pussy, too.

In fact, there's nothing I enjoy more than feeding the cat ;-)

"Ahem... so... what's the story?"

Well, it's not much of a story.

When I wrote my first piece for The Free Radical, Lindsay asked me for a picture. At the time, I couldn't find one that would a) do my visage justice or b) not frighten unsuspecting readers.

However, Lindsay, being the cheeky chap he is decided to use the pic of the despondent doggy. Touche. Now, I don't know where he got it from but I've always believed that it was taken after he had plied some stray yet well-hung hound
with an enormous juicy bone...

I eventually supplied the FreeRad with a truer likeness but somehow the dog pic made it's way to my SOLO profile. Go figure... But, I got used to it and, frankly, developed a soft spot for that precious pooch. However, after a couple of unkind comments about me needing a shave and "did I like chasing cars?", I decided it was time for an update.

Jeff was kind enough to keep me in touch with my canine past by animating the gif.

There it is.

Ross

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 7:27pmSanction this postReply
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Well, now you've gotten me curious. Saying "you'll understand when you're older" is like saying "don't press that big red button." What the hell is "it" and what do "its" spaciotemporal measurements have to do with happiness?

And 21 is old... kinda.

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 7:41pmSanction this postReply
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Sarah,  remember that you must preserve your innocence.  Michael is a very dirty old man.

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Post 57

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 7:49pmSanction this postReply
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Sarah,

An old Brazilian joke. Apparently it didn't come off with computer symbols. I will do it another way:

(SPEAKER puts two hand in the air, like he is measuring something, but a very short distance apart.)

SPEAKER: When it goes in this far, you are like this...

(Makes a horrible grimace.)

SPEAKER: But when it goes in this far,

(Widens the distance considerably.)

SPEAKER: You are like this...

(Grinning ear to ear.)

In Brazil they make a lot of jokes about anal sex. This is due to the repressive Catholic custom of placing great value on marrying virgin, but also the fun-loving Brazilian spirit of finding a way to get around everything.

Sorry if any nubile sensibilities have been, er... encroached - and limits of modesty, ahem... unduly penetrated.

(Just bantering.)

//;-)

Michael

(Edited by Michael Stuart Kelly on 6/11, 7:52pm)


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Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:11pmSanction this postReply
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Kat,

Yes. Yes he is.



And I still don't know what body part num expected me to cover.

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Post 59

Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 8:41pmSanction this postReply
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Well Sarah, I tried to warn you, but you did ask. Now after that tasteless little joke from my beloved Colonel  I would say keep your ass covered.   Apparently, men are dogs and know ways of getting around certain things. 

Once again I invite you to the kitchen.  There are plenty of martinis and the lemongrass loin cloths are optional.  What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen.   ;-)


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