| | Ha! Mr Landauer seeks to fool us again. This is an appropriate time to post here what I posted on the SOLO Forum:
SOLOists
For over a year now, since its inception, SOLOHQ has run a fresh article every week day. This is one of the features that has been most successful in drawing new visitors to the site. The articles, for the most part, have been written by folk *right here on this forum.* Every so often, the reserve runs low, & Joe, Jeff or myself will come on here & solicit more. That's what I'm doing now. The supply has run dry folks ... so put thinking caps on, activate your passions, & get writing!
You'll appreciate the urgency of the crisis if you visit SOLOHQ right now & observe that the dark forces of rice-eating have taken over. I have
endeavoured to fend them off, pointing out the link between rice-eating & Buddhism, Hinduism, Sciabarrism & other irrationalities. But they are
relentless, & cunning, the rice-eaters. The founder of Sciabarrism claims to eat pork with his rice, & Mr Landauer claims to add bacon to his. This is typical of rice-eaters - they will claim that the turpitude of their eating rice is offset by the fact that they eat food as well. Do not be deceived. Write an article for SOLOHQ *today* & help me stave off the rice-eaters.
Unconvinced? Bear the following tragedies in mind. Our esteemed Sales & Marketing Director Barry Kayton ate rice, & promptly became pregnant. He
hasn't been sighted since.
The irrepressible Anthony Teets ate rice, & became mute, an occurrence previously deemed impossible. He too hasn't been sighted in a long time.
Are these the sorts of disasters you want to court by *not* writing for SOLOHQ & staving off the rice-eaters?
Hit those keyboards!!!!!
Linz
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