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August 22, 2005

The "F" Word by Fraser Stephen-Smith

If someone is offended by the phrase, “I don’t like it when people yell ‘fuck’ inappropriately,” then they are foolish. They are fools who adhere to a commandment, “Thou shall not swear,” without questioning the reasoning behind the commandment. These fools have allowed their behaviour to be governed, without question, by a word—they are subservient to a sound. (Read more...)
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Monday, August 22, 2005 - 5:10pm

No but on a related note I remember Carlin did a bit on what a "snapper" is (comparative to the brand of lawnmower).

---Landon

Monday, August 22, 2005 - 8:15pm

Mathew:
Every time you pray, God kills a kitten.
Kitten? Whaddya mean, Kitten? That's a hell of an idea.

But I found it secretly hidden in the DaKitten Kode. God spelled backwards is Dog.

Marcus,

Something you snorkel with? Maybe it's somewhere where you might be inclined to snorkel from time to time so you don't have to come up for air...

Michael

Monday, August 22, 2005 - 8:30pm

What's wrong, Michael? Can't breathe through your ears?

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 2:12am

He's simply gilless

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 5:38am

Dayaamm! Since when did Solo become a comedy show? You guys are funny as all get out.

You got me, doc. I can't think of anything to say in return, so I'll just laugh.

LOLOLOLOL...

Michael

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 10:44am

Besides, if come to bed with a snorkel, you're going to freak the poor woman out. Not to mention that the mouthpiece will get in the way of your lips and tongue, thus defeating the entire purpose of going down on a woman.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 11:51am

um, there is actually a "pussy snorkel" device. please believe that i don't know this from experience but I have seen (and folded) the tee-shirt. I think I put it in the drawer next to "pink taco" and "cootch patrol".

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 11:57am

Is the device ribbed for her pleasure?

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 1:21pm

Matthew,

Only for the unmarried and those who were gay. There are some who say Paul meant something else by the gay stuff, but I doubt it.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 1:22pm

No Landon that is not correct.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 4:13pm

The PUSSY SNORKEL

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 4:15pm

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

Note: If you use it lying down, make sure you turn your hips to avoid a case of the bends.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 7:45pm

Unbelievable!! Isn't science amazing? [never needed one myself :-)]

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 9:49pm

One size fits all?

Everyone has the same size nose?

Michael

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 11:16pm

Michael,

Nose sizes differ, but if one's nose is not long enough for the nostrils to be blocked without the device, than one is not likely to buy it.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 12:26am

I liked the dry humor (regarding the manufacturer):

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The Dr. Richard Head Co.
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[loudspeaker] "Dr. Dick, Dr. Dick, you have a patient in the wading room ... requiring submurgent care ... "

Ed

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 4:33am

Come on SOLO-Ladies.

I deserve a bonk for posting that one ;-)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 7:11am

OK Marcus, I'll stick my nose in where it doesn't belong.

<bonk>

(You did say "SOLO-Ladies.")

Michael

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 8:21am

Thanks SOLO-Ladies and Michael.

My pleasure is your pleasure... ;-)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 8:45am

My pleasure is your pleasure... ;-)

Errrgggghhhhhhh...

I was afraid of that...