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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 6:01amSanction this postReply
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Linz, may I suggest a good self help book, something by Dr. Philoprah, maybe?

God, if I knew you liked it rough, I won't be so nice to you ;),
(Edited by Joe Maurone
on 10/06, 3:33pm)




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 6:44amSanction this postReply
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Chris Sciabarra renounced dialectics and—double whammy!—said a rude word at the same time: “Fuck dialectics,” he said.

PMSL at that one :-D




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 6:54amSanction this postReply
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Don't worry, Linz. None of it is your fault. It is someone else's fault. The tobacco growers. The gov'mint for not banning nicotine. Hopefully, one day soon, the governemnt will get serious about helping us to help ourselves and will ban all dangerous stuff. They know best, anyway. Who are we to judge...



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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 6:58amSanction this postReply
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Linz don't you know that humour is metaphysically insignificant.  What's up with all of this tripe that made me LMAO.
Great article!




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 7:01amSanction this postReply
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No time to read this now...  I'll print it out and read it later over coffee and a smoke.

*cough, hack, wheeze*

Pays to buy the best! (J. Gleason)

;o)




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 7:12amSanction this postReply
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Lindsay Perigo, you are a nicoholic. And that makes me an even more egregious enabler than this Bachler fellow!! For years I stood by and pretended that it was your Aunty Glad who was polluting your house. I lied to myself and to the world! But worst of all, I lied to you, my stinky friend!!!

-Derek the enabler (and former nicoholic in denial)

P.S. Great article, BTW. Laughed my tits off! 

(Edited by Derek McGovern on 10/06, 7:33am)




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 7:14amSanction this postReply
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     ...uh, hey mac: I'm outta matches; fuck 'em all and enable me. Got a light?

     If that you were making a point wasn't so obvious, I'd say that this beats most jokes in the joke-forum. Hilarious list of...'troubles.' As Mike might say, ROTF-LOLOLOL.

LLAP
J:D




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 8:13amSanction this postReply
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So which one do you spend the most on, the cigarettes or the vino? :)


rde
Prices keep going up and making me decide.




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 8:23amSanction this postReply
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Linz, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh!



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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 8:43amSanction this postReply
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Dayaamm!



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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 8:44amSanction this postReply
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I can't hold it back anymore.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...

(tears streaming down)

Michael





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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 9:29amSanction this postReply
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Andy Postema proposed to Michael Stuart Kelly.
Now, Linz, you know full well, as much as I was tempted, I had to turn down Michael's offer of sloppy wet kisses because the Warden would nail my hide to the wall. ;-)

Andy




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 10:38amSanction this postReply
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Now, Linz, you know full well, as much as I was tempted, I had to turn down Michael's offer of sloppy wet kisses because the Warden would nail my hide to the wall. ;-)
 
Yeah, but that still means you thought about it, Andy... :)

rde
Love it when you broads get all uppity and go on the march.
Now get back to the kitchen and get dinner started- our boys
need Fuel to Do More Killin'!




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 10:49amSanction this postReply
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Dammit Michael!  Would you stop teasing those boys.  My cold is better now and I don't smoke anymore, so save up those wet sloppy kisses for me to collect in a week.  purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 11:58amSanction this postReply
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The secret truth about smoking is that it is....




simply marvelous.



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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 12:12pmSanction this postReply
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The secret truth about smoking is that it is....

simply marvelous.

 
They say smoking after sex is really good.

I don't know if I've ever done that, I never looked.

rde
Nails Ancient Joke Coffin back shut.




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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 3:40pmSanction this postReply
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Thursday, October 6, 2005 - 11:15pmSanction this postReply
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Hahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

I want that T-shirt!



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Friday, October 7, 2005 - 12:30amSanction this postReply
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A man  goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening
and I have to  talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man  replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm  certain she's poisoning me.
What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers,  "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I
can find out and I'll  let you know." 
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife.
I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
-------------------------------------------------------

Linz -- My new name is Joe Kahalik.

Great article!!




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Friday, October 7, 2005 - 3:38amSanction this postReply
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Lindsay, if you or anyone else wants to buy a "Smoking is healthier than fascism" t-shirt, they are sold by Bureaucash.



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