| | I received this bizarre e-mail today from johnhenryreed@yahoo.com that seemed relevant to this thread:
Dear Lutherfer, Thank you for outing me on RoR. I have seen the error of my ways and I am enjoying a new life as an Aristotlian-Slap-Stick-Practical-Joke Artist. I got the idea from Sean Connery's character in The Name of the Rose and a fellow formerly known as John Flinn. As a tribute to "John", I have started a chain-letter, promising all the standard benefits and implied curses in his other name. If successful, he should soon start receiving postcards from all around the world. Think nothing of it. Sincerely, Lutherfer@hotmail.com
I make it a policy of not publishing private e-mails along with the sender's name unless, of course, I clearly do not welcome them and they are sent simply to annoy me.
This one falls into that category.
A few minutes later I received this:
From John Flinn Tue Mar 17 05:27:16 2009 Return-Path: Authentication-Results: mta311.mail.re4.yahoo.com from=hotmail.com; domainkeys=neutral (no sig); from=hotmail.com; dkim=neutral (no sig) Received: from 65.55.111.84 (EHLO blu0-omc2-s9.blu0.hotmail.com) (65.55.111.84) by mta311.mail.re4.yahoo.com with SMTP; Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:28:05 -0700 Received: from BLU144-W33 ([65.55.111.71]) by blu0-omc2-s9.blu0.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.3959); Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:27:16 -0700 Message-ID: Return-Path: lutherfer@hotmail.com Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="_dfa59f4c-3257-40b1-a2f7-3dc95f84bb05_" From: John Flinn To: Subject: Your contractual obligation as Director of RIBI Date: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:27:16 -0400 Importance: Normal MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Length: 3118
----- Forwarded Message ---- From: John Flinn To: luthersetzer@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 8:27:16 AM Subject: Your contractual obligation as Director of RIBI
Dear Mr. John Flint, Director of RIBI a/k/a Luther Setzer a/k/a Luke Setzer
Sir, you contracted with me under our RIBI agreement to provide me and my loved ones the product and service you called biological immortality for consideration received and acknowledged. That you, "Dr. Wallace", "Barbie Diamond", "Rosa Maria", "Eric Savage". "Mark Hamilton". "Drew Ellis" et al, thereafter ran into difficulties -- apparently created by you and/or Dr. Wallace's jilted lover -- is of no consequence to me or my family whatsoever. Further, having read and fully digested your "mia culpa" I find it particularly offensive that you have abandoned your obligation to me to engage in a pursuit of little worth. Therefore, I shall seek every remedy under the law to compel you to fulfill your obligation. As my father is nearing his final days, I highly suggest you return to your work. I assure you that this is no joke.
Esek
I reported him to Hotmail abuse.
(Edited by Luke Setzer on 3/17, 5:37am)
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