Roger does have a reputation, doesn't he?? *wink, wink*
I could post his/her planned comment, which he/she sent to me (they also said it was okay):
"Teresa, what do you mean funny? Do I look funny to you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean, funny--funny how?
This is a very serious issue, very serious. We are dealing here with two women, Diana Hsieh and Deena Hshiehster, who have both been wronged according to them by two men, Chris Sciabarra and Chris Scabrous, men who have baldly not said everything in public that they have said in private. There are some very ominous parallels in the two cases.
We must approach all this not with ill-considered merriment, but with the severest rational caution and investigatory enterprise. I don't want anybody to be going trollishly off-topic here, talking about funny and whatnot. I further aver that none of us should leap to any transparently obvious conclusions about the matter. To be fair to the parties involved, we should all take a course of postgraduate work in all the spittle-laden, nit-picking accusations of these two gals before daring to say two cents worth about the propriety of their turpitudinous tattling. Hence my own scrupulous agnosticism for the moment.
Ultimately, I ask: Why should any of us waste another instant on the minutiae of our own lives when we could be poring over these enthralling memoranda with microscope, disinfectant, bell, book and candle? Be objective, people!"
Sorry, but it cracks me up! It's not MSK, is it??