| | Little Johnny was at the schoolyard, attempting to maximize his personal utility.
Little Johnny was bigger than some of the other kids -- so when he saw them playing with an exciting toy, he didn't hesitate to wrestle it away and play with it on his own. Little Johnny, at first, thought that this was great -- being bigger, he could TAKE things from others; and this was sure to maximize his personal utility. Then came the next day in school.
When it was time for recess, and the kids went out to the playground to play, Little Johnny noted that none of the other kids had brought toys this time, and that they were, instead, playing toyless games as a group. When Little Johnny tried to get in on the games, the others stopped playing. Little Johnny threw a fit, but there was no response (except muffled laughter). Then came the next day in school.
And the next day. And the next day. And the next day.
Little Johnny started crying himself to sleep every night -- because no one, from that day forward, ever gave him the time of day. When Sunday came, Little Johnny snuck out of nursery school and went into the confession booth, where Father Aquinas was holding his Sunday Confessionals. The Father knew Little Johnny had snuck out, but thought to play along with the boy -- as his troubles must truly be serious, for him to risk being caught sneaking out.
FA: How can I help you, my child?
LJ: Um, well, I'm trying to figure out why, why if things are a certain way, well then that means you should do certain things ... and stuff.
FA: Young man, are you trying to derive an "ought" from an "is"?
LJ: I don't know, but that sounds right.
FA: Tell me more, young lad.
LJ: Well, last Monday I saw a few kids playing with a really cool toy -- I mean really cool. So I went up to them and took it from them -- so that I could play with it.
FA: And how was this act received by them, Little Johnny -- did their attitudes change toward you, after you did this to them?
LJ: Yeah! How did you know?!
FA: Young boy, I knew because I derived an "ought" from an "is".
LJ: What's that supposed to mean?
FA: Well, let me tell you a little bit about the way folks "are" -- and then I will tell you a little bit about what this "prescribes" ...
LJ: Will this help me be able to have friends again???
FA: It sure will, Little Johnny. In fact, when you understand the way that people and things "are" -- then you will understand ALL of the things that you will need to know and do in order to live a full, happy human life; with as many friends as you care to handle.
LJ: Oh thanks, Father Aquinas! It's SO COOL how you KNEW what had happened to me BEFORE I EVEN TOLD YOU, and how you are going to help me now -- by showing how I can just look at how things are around me, and do the right things then; the things that are going to make me happy; the things that are going to help me make friends again.
Ed
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