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Monday, June 28, 2004 - 12:59amSanction this postReply
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*wild applause*

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 - 5:38pmSanction this postReply
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An old lady kills her  90 years old husband  by throwing him outside their apartment window.

When she was asked by the judge to describe how she killed her husband, she said, that one afternoon  returning   home from shopping, she opened the door, and discovered her husband having sex with a young lady.
She grabbed him by the arms and pushed him outside the window in the void. 

 But why? asked the judge

She said, I thought ; if a man can have sex at ninety he could fly too.

 Ciro




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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 - 6:19pmSanction this postReply
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A husband asks his wife,
>  "If I should die first, would you marry again?"

>  "I would be heartbroken, of course," was her reply,
>  "but I think eventually I would remarry."

>  "But you wouldn't bring him here to our house would you?"

>  "Why not?  I've worked and slaved to make this house a home.
>  There is no reason to abandon it."

>  "But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

>  "Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

>  "Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"


>  "Of course not!  He's left handed!"
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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 - 7:58pmSanction this postReply
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Now the second one is funny...

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