RoR: Forum

Er, not really. We stayed in the closet until Christmastime, but have been a cohesive unit since October. :)

Post 41

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 1:39pm

Far be it for me to express opinions on how long their electronic foreplay should go on�except that they post it for my perusal daily. So I will express my opinion:

Both of them should git, git, git to the goddamned kitchen, or litter box, or bed, or wherever it is that kats prefer and DO IT, already! I can�t stand the tension anymore!

Post 42

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 2:03pm

Jon,

ROFL.

Patience, my man... ahem... btw... er...

tension?... whaddya mean... tension?!@...

Kitten, what is going on?

I thought the SOLO dating service came with satisfaction guaranteed.

Michael

Post 43

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 4:46pm

Both of them should git, git, git to the goddamned kitchen, or litter box, or bed, or wherever it is that kats prefer and DO IT, already! I can�t stand the tension anymore!

Jon, I'm not quite sure what you are asking me to do... I generally don't shit where I eat.

Master - as for the satisfaction guarantee, You'll just have to hold your pants on. Solo is a respectable place, you know, and can only guarantee that I am not a frog and weigh under 300 pounds.

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

"No one will be watching us. Why don't we do it in the road?!"

(Edited by katdaddy on 3/25, 10:23pm)

Post 44

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 10:43pm

In the road, that would be fine. Just get on with it.

Post 45

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 10:57pm

I'm not sure if Monsieur "Le Tendre" just wants to see a happy couple or if he's hoping for some voyeuristic tidbits, a la Jennifer's post # 40 and before, up there.

Jason

Post 46

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:07pm

Bob, I will happily reply en anglais to your question. :)

Paris is indeed a gorgeous city. I've spent a lot of time there, both as a student and a professional, and it is a city not to be missed. I recommend the off-season, such as May or September, when the weather is mild and beautiful.

There is nothing like strolling through the Tuileries on a sunny afternoon -- that ambience cannot be captured anywhere else, and easily makes one's thoughts drift to Hugo and the story of Marius and Cosette, silently flirting amongst the tree-lined paths. At night, Paris takes on a special kind of beauty, when the sky has its legendary purple hue, and lovers everywhere are strolling arm in arm. It is a wonderful place to take your wife.

If you have questions about hotels, restaurants, neighborhoods, etc., just send me an e-mail and I would be delighted to point you in the right direction.

Post 47

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:38pm

Jason, I would love to see it. I�m only tired of reading it.

Post 48

Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:44pm

Mizz Kitten

"N�o etendi nada neste t�pico. Adorei as piadas porque nunca foi com a cara dos franceses tamb�m. A� comecaram escrever em fran�ais por aqui e..."

Yew asked fer a translashun, so heah it iz:

"I don't comperhend a good goddam of nuthin bein sayed round heah. I took a cotton to the yuckles cause I neveah cared fer them dayamm frenchies anyhow. Then they stahrted to write in thayat frenchy talk round heah and..."

Now yew wanna do thayat in bed - or inna road? And let that Jon feller scowel at us while wese dewin it? Whot we gonna do anyhow?

Dayamm!

ahem...

Ahl sayit aggin...

Dayamm!

Michael

(Petting - "Nahce kitty... purdy kitty...")

(Edited by Michael Stuart Kelly on 3/26, 10:25am)

Post 49

Saturday, March 26, 2005 - 10:14am

Merci, Jennifer.

Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 6:50am

Colonel, I'll do anything you wish, anytime, anywhere as long as it is with you.... *purrrrrrrrrrr*

I do so like my Southern ham.
I do so like him since our poetry slam.
I like him here or there.
I'd like to do it anywhere.
In a house, maybe down south.
Here, or there, or anywhere.
With a goatee. On a boatee
In the rain. On a train
In a box. With my fox.
Maybe in a tree. You you shall soon see!

(BTW, it's pay per view only, Johnny gotta pay the kitty.)

(Edited by katdaddy on 3/27, 6:55am)

Post 51

Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 8:57am

Kitten,

Now that waz an upliften blessin frum yoah muse and yew have mah eternal graditude foh bestoin such splendid and inspiyahd lyricismm heah foh our humble reflekxun.

But ah respectfully take issue with youh invitation to the tendah one. His countenance does not inspiyah confidence ayat all...

Yew frenchies eat yoah frenchy hahts out.

Colonel Michael Stuart

Post 52

Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 1:33pm

ooops

(Edited by katdaddy on 3/27, 1:35pm)

Post 53

Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 3:00pm

�it's pay per view only, Johnny gotta pay the kitty.�

Only in exchange for directorial powers.

�But ah respectfully take issue with youh invitation to the tendah one. His countenance does not inspiyah confidence ayat all...�

Tough shit. That�s what you get for conducting this publicly.

Jon

Post 54

Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 4:24pm

Wow this is so cool I gathered so many people!! Sorry I was a bit hostile, you people do look like a nice bunch. And for my 3 last posts that basicaly say the same thing, it's because my posts don't come out until a long time after I've written them, I don't know why, so they're basically out of date by the time they come out... pretty cool, there's quite a few french speakers, and I like spanish too (I study it at school and I have such a hard time with it too...) and then I'm also working on learning portuguese cause I live in Brazil (it's soo hard!! I get really mixed up).
And to replie to Marcus, no my name's not Sophie, I don't have an English grandfather, and even if he was english (but he's not, he's french... yea yea let's all have a good laugh, just none of that "burning him" buisness, u all know I get pretty sensitive :D ) my grandfather's not really the type to engage in bizarre sex ceremonies... I mean not that I know of anyways!!

k neways, I gotta go, and I'm still waiting for some1 to help me deleat my account because you guys are nice and all, but this site is way to smart for me... after studying all day, the last thing I wan't is to go talk about smart stuff, I do it only when I have to!! Oh by the way I never got that letter explaining who you guys are, Jason. Take care!

Post 55

Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 10:17pm

Do tell, mah deah estimable Tendah One...

As a curiositeh, would yew have a tech of anas platyrhynchos in yoah ancestrage?...

//;-)

Colonel Michael Stuart

Post 56

Monday, March 28, 2005 - 12:13pm

hummm... I didn't understand the question... do I have a bit of what in my ancestrage?? This question is too smart for me :P... but the answer is probably no... that seems like a safe answer

Post 57

Monday, March 28, 2005 - 2:38pm

Do pahdon me, I'm FRENCH. Ah should have bin moah cleah.

The Tendah One is ah fahn gentleman who beahs the most amazing countenance and posted earliah, offering ah considered opinion foah our considerashun. Yew ahre a frency - so it is easy - go and fahnd him above. (Look foah The Purdy One and yew will be seeing The Tendah One...)

As to yoah questchun, ah would lahk to direct yoah attenshun to heah. All is dewly disclozed in the articul and posts.

Do accept mah wishes foah a good day, frenchy...

Colonel Michael Stuart

Post 58

Monday, March 28, 2005 - 4:37pm

Michael K., I usually appreciate your humor but I think it's misdirected here. Our poor visitor surely can't quite understand your transliteration of a Southern American accent.

" I'm French" - what I said in the missing e-mail is that we are a group of people interested in the ideas of Ayn Rand. If you click on the link at the top of the page, "Objectivism", it will give you an overview of the philosophy we discuss here on this website. I do urge you to try to find "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand, as that is the book in which she dramatizes her ideas. It is, I think, only available in English at this time.

Jason

Post 59

Monday, March 28, 2005 - 5:10pm