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Friday, December 3, 2004 - 7:33pmSanction this postReply
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This joke is extremely offensive to Christians every where as it shows no sensitivity to ideals of Christianity and the suffering of Jesus on the cross.

So on a scale of 1-10, it rates a 10!! :) Friggin awesome!

Adam

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Friday, December 3, 2004 - 7:36pmSanction this postReply
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I was rather disappointed that the commercial did not demonstrate the "Walk on Water" action.  I want to see the proof, dammit.

I also wonder if they cast atheist kids in that spot.  I'm sure the Christians would have a coronary at the thought of such child corruption.  :)


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Friday, December 3, 2004 - 8:07pmSanction this postReply
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Argh, Oh God!

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Friday, December 3, 2004 - 9:40pmSanction this postReply
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I'd rather see "Stigmata Man." You fill him up with red syrup and he bleeds from the hands when you squeeze him.
(Edited by Jamie Kelly on 12/03, 9:41pm)


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Friday, December 3, 2004 - 11:04pmSanction this postReply
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Jesus H. Christ!


Funny story...when I worked at Tower Records, we sold Jesus bobble heads and action figures (not as action packed as that one, but this was pre-Passion. And there was PASSION merchandise, so I don't want to hear Mel bitchin...). We also sold Devil bobbleheads, as well as Shiva bobbleheads. (We had every bobblehead imaginable, I want a Rand Bobblehead...)

One customer, a Hindu I think, got irate because we sold the Shiva bobblers, plus lunchboxes, stickers, etc. (The Elephant god stickers actually had swastikas on them, since they were originally Indian symbols before the Nazi usage. But I don't think the average customer knew that.) Anyway, she made such a fuss, claiming she was a lawyer and would sue. She was dismissed with a hearty BAH! but the funny thing was, the merchandise was not offensive, merely artwork on a lunchbox. She felt it trivialized her sacred cows (mmm...sacred cows...they make the best burgers...).

This wasn't the first time Tower had controversy over toys. Their was a news story because we carried a "toy" based on the comic SIN CITY called "DEATH ROW MARV." Marv came with an electric chair that vibrated, and after it stopped, Marv says "Is that the best you can do...you pansies?" (Not necessarily a family store...)

Moral of the story? If this Jesus toy were real, you'll find it at Tower.

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Saturday, December 4, 2004 - 6:25amSanction this postReply
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Sacred cows - make the (w)holiest of burgers, all that tender meat marbled with all that fat from lolling around....mmmmmmmm. :D

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Saturday, December 4, 2004 - 2:20pmSanction this postReply
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One customer, a Hindu I think, got irate because we sold the Shiva bobblers, plus lunchboxes, stickers, etc. (The Elephant god stickers actually had swastikas on them, since they were originally Indian symbols before the Nazi usage.
Joe-

...are you setting me up again?

I'm sure you know this, but the swastika is a symbol of near-universal background; it appears on Mesoamerican temples and Tibetan manuscripts as well as in Hinduism as you mention.

In Norse Paganism, the "sun wheel" or swastika (usually three bladed, in some contexts six-bladed and enclosed), is a symbol associated with the dying god Baldr, god of sunlight and beauty; as a rune it connotes power, sunlight, healing, (male) fertility, and (implicitly) masculinity- though there are several divergent and overlapping interpretations  (And oddly, as someone's Book I looked up to check my math noted, the Asatru sun is female, which feels all counterintuitive personally).

I don't know whether the Nazis picked up the symbol from the Asatru tradition or from Vedic sources (i.e., the "Aryan" racist mythology picturing Hindu achievements as the product of Caucasian upper castes), but I suspect the symbol's cultural power has a lot more to do with the Germanic Baldr- whose figure has been traditionally assimilated to Christ (in Snorri Sturluson, most famously)- than it does with Shiva, even if associating the god of destruction with Nazism sounds tempting.  (Though in the Hindu concept of evil, Shiva's destruction stands for a necessary part of an organic cycle of existence- a "creative destruction" in much the manner market economist Joseph Schumpter defined an oddly coincident term)

Sorry... I ran a fantasy role-playing campaign in a fantasy Scandinavian setting, after which my ex-girlfriend became a Norse Heathen.  (she ran a campaign set in a three-way alternative Renaissance culture-clash between Christianity, early Enlightenment rationalism, and Pagan Wicca... don't ask)

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Saturday, December 4, 2004 - 2:52pmSanction this postReply
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Jeanine:

what's your take on savitri devi then?

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Saturday, December 4, 2004 - 6:20pmSanction this postReply
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Sorry... I ran a fantasy role-playing campaign in a fantasy Scandinavian setting, after which my ex-girlfriend became a Norse Heathen.


Sounds like the kind of thing you don't want Jack Chick to hear about. :-P

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Saturday, December 4, 2004 - 9:07pmSanction this postReply
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Setting you up? Never. :) Honest to goodness, I couldn't make this stuff up.


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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 10:51pmSanction this postReply
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That was hilarious. Thanks for posting the link Mr. Setzer. :D

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