Oh, my God, this is hysterical! I could barely compose myself well enough to read it aloud to my wife! I will have to read this as a joke the next time I fill the role of Laughmaster in my Toastmasters Club.
No, no, Robert. Kitties only. Doggies are not suitable for this at all. They smell horrible when wet. The first go-round is a bit scary, but after that, bath time is a blast. And drying out in the sun is wonderful too. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
