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Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 6:53pmSanction this postReply
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Fruitcake, Ciro? I don't like fruitcake...you're the SOLO chef, can't you identify gays by something tastier? ;P

Maybe a cannoli?

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Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 8:30pmSanction this postReply
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Joe, you are a great guy!

Post 22

Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 8:57pmSanction this postReply
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I'm just hungry is all. Killer sweet tooth.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 - 10:26amSanction this postReply
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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle.  She was very
attracted to him and during her questions about his life she
asked him how he engaged to have sex.  "What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I
will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes,
lay down on the ground and spread her legs.  "Here," she said,
"you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave
her an almighty kick in the crotch.  Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan


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Thursday, November 10, 2005 - 10:04pmSanction this postReply
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A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."


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Saturday, November 12, 2005 - 10:08amSanction this postReply
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Ciro,

The joke in your post 24 is the best I've ever read on SOLO. It should have been on the masthead, not hidden in this old thread!


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Friday, November 25, 2005 - 10:15amSanction this postReply
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    Don't Mess With a Texas Blonde

 Amy, a blonde Texas girl from the city, marries
 a   Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to
 check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,  "The
 artificial insemination man is coming over to
 impregnate one of our cows   today.  I drove a nail
 into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in
 the barn.You show him where the cow is when he
 gets here, okay?"

 The rancher leaves for the fields. After a
 while the artificial insemination man arrives and
 knocks on the front door.  Amy takes him down to the barn.  They       walk along a long row of! cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one.  right here."

 
Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just
another ditzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know
this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple-- by the
nail over its stall," Amy explains.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?

 As she walks away, she turns her head back over
 her shoulder & says to theman .  "I guess it's to
 hang your pants on."  .....


(Edited by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/25, 10:17am)


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