| | Don't Mess With a Texas Blonde
Amy, a blonde Texas girl from the city, marries
a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to
check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The
artificial insemination man is coming over to
impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail
into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in
the barn.You show him where the cow is when he
gets here, okay?"
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a
while the artificial insemination man arrives and
knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of! cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one. right here."
Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just
another ditzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know
this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple-- by the
nail over its stall," Amy explains.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?
As she walks away, she turns her head back over
her shoulder & says to theman . "I guess it's to
hang your pants on." .....
(Edited by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/25, 10:17am)
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