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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 10:11amSanction this postReply
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Some of these are really lame, but most are cute.  My fav is the Torquemada answer.

;o)


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 10:51amSanction this postReply
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You forgot this one:

Ayn Rand: Because zat is zee nature of zee chicken qua chicken.



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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 10:55amSanction this postReply
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LOL!!   Very good, Luke!

;o)

SmS


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 11:48amSanction this postReply
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   A lot of them were very cute, while others were..."Uh, say wha'?"

   But, yes, a very good addition, Luke.

LLAP
J:D


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 11:51amSanction this postReply
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This one is particularly perplexing:

The Sphinx:           You tell me.

A four-point *bonk* to anyone who can explain that one.

;o)


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 11:55amSanction this postReply
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It's the whole riddle thing Summer, just like in Oedipus. You answer the sphinx's question, not the other way around.

Ethan


EDIT: I hate when I type hte instead of hte <-----joke!

(Edited by Ethan Dawe on 11/08, 11:58am)


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 12:00pmSanction this postReply
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Ethan,

As I have neither any means of verifying that claim nor any reason to doubt you, ...

*bonk*

;o)


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 12:02pmSanction this postReply
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Try reading this on the subject:

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~loxias/sphinx.htm


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 2:18pmSanction this postReply
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Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref. was blowing fowls.




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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 3:40pmSanction this postReply
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Don't forget Gene Roddenberry: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before!

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 7:19pmSanction this postReply
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     Hmmmm....why did Summer ask her riddle about the riddle-asking Sphinx who challenged others with it's riddle(s)?

     Summer is a Sphinx-ette!

LLAP
J:D

P.S: Paul -- That's pretty good, when any aficionados think about it. You're *bonked*, man.

(Edited by John Dailey on 11/08, 7:22pm)


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 8:37pmSanction this postReply
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What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?

To the other side.

REB


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 9:06pmSanction this postReply
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REB:
 
     If you cross a road with a chicken, you got one, noisy, feathered-armful of ready-for-supper roadkill.
     IF you get to the other side. (We talkin' Route 66?)

LLAP
J:D


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - 11:38pmSanction this postReply
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Why is everyone forgetting one major answer:

Jimmy Carter: That chicken lahd*( lied) to me! He said he was gonna turn aroun' n' change his ways! HE LAHD TO ME!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 - 4:43amSanction this postReply
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Summer is a Sphinx-ette!

Well, that explains the sand in my shoes and the strange calls I've been getting from an Egyptologist.


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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 - 6:28pmSanction this postReply
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Summer is a Sphinx-ette!

Well, that explains the sand in my shoes and the strange calls I've been getting from an Egyptologist.


 

Actually, that is a different creature.  We call the one in Egypt a "sphinx" but it is something else, perhaps a monument to Spring when Leo was at the peripoint

The Sphinx was a woman-creature.  (So "sphinx-ette" is redundant.)  See here:

http://www.coinarchives.com/a/results.php?results=100&search=sphinx

These coins come from all over the Greek world.  (Some from Egypt do show the lion-man.)  Most show a  female creature.  Of all of these, the island of Chios is most commonly known for putting a sphinx on its coins.  See an owl think Athens; see Pegasos, think Corinth; see a sphinx, Chios.

Allowing that rates may not be constant --  if we take the known 26000 year precession of the Equinox then, moving backward we have:

Today           2100 YA     4200     6300         8400           10,500       12,600  
Aquarius ...  Pisces ...    Aries ... Taurus .... Gemini ....   Cancer ...     Leo ...       Virgo ... Libra ....

Welcome to the age of Aquarius.
Ancient Christians use the Fish sign to show the coming of a New Age.
Michael Molnar is an astronomer and a numismatist who has written about Aries/Moon coins of Antioch also as indicators of the passing of an Age.  Jesus was, after, all the Lamb of God as well as the Shepard (duality, you see). 

Astronomers (real scientists, not astrologers) still call "spring" the "peripoint of Aries" when working orbital mechanics and celestial mechanics.    It has not been that for a long, long time, but to the Greeks, the Babylonians, and others from about 2000 BC to about  AD0/0BC the vernal equinox was the peripoint of Aries.  So, we keep that.

Going back, you can pick your ages for whatever they are worth, but at 12,600 YA, at the end of the last ice age, you get the great flood.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

David Lewis:  "If the chicken had crossed the road, then it would have gotten to the other side in a world very similar to ours."

Ludwig von Mises:  Crossing to the other side, the chicken expressed a preference for being on the other side.

Murray Rothbard: It was forced to cross the road despite its preference for being this side when the government monopolized the side that the chicken was on originally.

Early Ayn Rand:  Because that is the nature of chicken qua chicken.  (thanks to Luke for that, of course)
Later Ayn Rand:  This is a dishonest question from a whim-worshipping existentialist.
Other Ayn Rand;  I am not interested in such questions.  I prefer to examine why humans cross roads.
Better Ayn Rand:  To achieve her highest ideal, no matter how difficult the crossing.  It was a violent no thrown at the face of a world that doubted that chickens could cross roads.  Her triumph was to lay a golden egg.
Best Ayn Rand:  To become my chicken soup because that was in my rational self-interest.
George W. Bush: I don't know why, but some people do, and we're going to find them.


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Thursday, November 10, 2005 - 7:07amSanction this postReply
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The Sphinx was a woman-creature.  (So "sphinx-ette" is redundant.)  See here:

I took a peek at the coinarchives link.  Neat stuff, although some of the sphinxs looked more like Griffons.

Perhaps I'm a griffon-ette?

;o)


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Thursday, November 10, 2005 - 8:18pmSanction this postReply
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SIGMUN FREUD

  • ...The fact that you worry about the fact that the chicken crossed the road is the proof of a deep sense of  sexual insecurity?



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Friday, November 11, 2005 - 5:44amSanction this postReply
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Sigmund Freud:  Sometimes a road is just a road, and a chicken just a chicken.  But the only bad chicken is no chicken, and the only bad road is I-95 at rush hour.

Now where'd I put that coke...


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