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A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The ... (Read More)

(Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/29, 9:23am)

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 - 9:56am

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I thought this joke was very appropriate to Linz's situation right now :-)

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 8:49am

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In a kinder, gentler era, this was the scene on Christmas Eve at the North Pole:

Mrs. Santa misses Santa,
and Santa misses Mrs. Santa.

Cheers!
REB

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 3:55pm

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Good one, Roger - almost like John would have written ...

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Friday, December 2, 2005 - 4:16am

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Well it's about time Santa woke up and learned that altruism does him no good. He'd better watch his step chasing the young blondies though. it may cause him some legal hassles. If I'm not mistaken about the laws in the North Pole, he may just end up paying a lot of child support as well as unemployment benefits for all those elves he leaves behind. ;-)

Kat