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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For h... (Read More)

(Added by Ted Keer on 12/12, 9:20pm)

Discuss this Joke (9 messages)

Thursday, December 13, 2007 - 12:46pm

These jokes were from a chain email forwarded to me by my dad. I respecfully request that any Atlas Points therefore be donated to charity, since all I did was cut and paste.

:)

Ted

Thursday, December 13, 2007 - 6:46pm

Ted: you go too far. Do you think that no one who has only cut and pasted a news article or a YouTube video should be credited with Atlas points? We're rewarding judgment, perspicacity and discernment.

Can I be considered a charity? :-)

Sam

Monday, December 17, 2007 - 6:29am

I found #8 to be an exceptionally-perceptive account of the way that things are.

Ed

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 5:06am

I found #8 to be an exceptionally-perceptive account of the way that things are. (Ed)

Indeed! LOL!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 2:38pm

Re - #8 - am an artist, so I've got an excuse....;-)

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 6:25pm

"8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."

Luckily (luckfully?) they get more interesting than just plain normal if you can tolerate putting in the effort.

No pain, no gain, just plain.

Abbie Normal

(Edited by Ted Keer on 12/20, 10:18am)

Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 8:43am

Very well put, Ted.

[says one meta-normal guy to another]

;-)

Ed

Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 11:54am

Very well put, Ted. (Ed)

Agreed again. Excellent point!

Erica

Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 6:13pm

Good point, Erica.