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No anal sex, no blowjobs, no handjobs, no hugging, no kissing, no donkey punches, no steaming carls, no dirty sanchez', no piledriver, no salad-tossing--in fact let's just eliminate the mouth altogether, huh?--no heavy petting, no caresses, no earlobe biting (oops forgot about the mouth)....
Basically, what's permitted is: vaginal-penile intercourse, which must result in male completion. If a child is not forthcoming, say ten Hail Marys and call Rat in the morning.
Edit: Yes, SOLO, this is what Linz' news announcement has sunk to. Enjoy.
(Edited by Jeremy on 8/05, 4:12am)
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